khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: scoxt, via assume)

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

(via 45kgwish)

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(via yagrll)

ripstudwell:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle

(Source: nishlo, via assume)

breakfastburritoe:

i like tall guys bc theyre closer to jesus

(via 0hio-is0nfire)

0hio-is0nfire:

Is that Justin Bieber

breadmaakesyoufat:

when someone has food that you want

image

(via 0hio-is0nfire)

punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

(via 0hio-is0nfire)